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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via dansleftdimple)

prospitheir:

have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON

(via alisonisnotonfire)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via actuallyroz)

amazingphil-gifs:

requested by anonymous

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via thatsmistertoyou)

bulllymia:

animentary:

hellomrtoshy:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

Hell Yes! 

I feel like this needs to be shared with a ton of people.

Sorry for the color but i love this.

(Source: ikantenggelem, via whats-left-unsaid-says-it-all)

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via alisonisnotonfire)

"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."

- Anonymous (via bonus)

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